Some Things Should Go UnsaidThings I'd Only Say If I Had Four Mechanical Tentacles Sprouting Out My Back:Some Things Should Go Unsaid by MasterPlanner
Those in the retail and customer service industries put up with a lot of steaming crap. When jerks come into the store and start treating them like insignificant peons, there are many things that come to mind, none of which can be said and got away withunless, of course, you have superhuman powers or cyborg parts. Conversely, there are also customer service personnel who are every bit as stupid as the customers whom I refer to above. When dealing with both, there are just some things better left unsaid:
No sir, I am not hard of hearing, and neither am I stupid. You just can't speak English well. It is you who have erred.
I realize I am ignoring you, but you come in here every day with your five spoiled, undisciplined brats and you never buy anything you don't return.
Yeah, like that play-by-play description of your proctology exam can't wait an hour unt